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Excited to meet an online friend finally, I greeted him as he came in. I decided to bundle up in my thick onesie. He asked to see my scarf collection. I didn't think anything strange about the idea 'til he lunged at me, and...well...2 ankle socks, a lot of tape, and a dozen winter scarves later....



I tried to mumble and shake my head, but he knew what he was doing. Note to self if youre going to have to try and escape a kidnapper, dont zip yourself into a big thick onesie thatll restrict your movement




I guess he didnt like the last look I gave him...as if I wasnt helpless enough...




He has an apt name, because shuffling is about all I was capable of...