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Excited to meet an online friend finally, I greeted him as he came in. I decided to bundle up in my thick onesie. He asked to see my scarf collection. I didn't think anything strange about the idea 'til he lunged at me, and...well...2 ankle socks, a lot of tape, and a dozen winter scarves later....
He has an apt name, because shuffling is about all I was capable of...