Kim Possible and The Interrogation of Shego (F/F)

[TamatoaShiny123]

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...am I being subtle? Because I always mix that word up w/“overtness”


Doctor Drakken, the most evil man alive (at least on the days Professor Dementor wasn’t doing anything), and his associate, Shego, had decided to invade Area 51 in order to, in Drakken’s words: “steal the UFO plans or abduct an alien or two or whatever”. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable were quickly on hand to dispose of the disastrous duo. When things went (as per usual) south for the pestilential pair, they decided to make like a tree and get out of there. Unfortunately for Shego, Drakken, be it either out of desperation or incompetence, fled in the getaway vehicle without his partner, leaving Shego for the metaphorical wolves.

After capturing her, Kim took Shego to her base (aka her house’s basement) to interrogate the villainess about Drakken’s whereabouts while she tasked Ron to team up with Wade to see if they could get the answer before her.

When Shego woke up from the sedative injection Kim gave her before transporting her, she found her wrists, elbows, shoulders, waist, lap, ankles, and knees strapped down to a chair with wheels on its base. Steel mittens were placed over her hands to prevent her from firing any plasma lasers.

“What’s wrong? Afraid I’d escape, Kimmy?” Shego sarcastically asked.
“Shego, I’m gonna ask you this once: where is Drakken?”
“Who?”
“The blue-skinned evil guy you were with, like, two hours ago. Does that description jog your memory?”
“Gotta say, it doesn’t. Maybe loosening a few of these straps would help some blood flow to my brain.”
“Nice try, but you’re staying put in this chair until you tell me where he went.”
“Kimmy, if you want me to tell you, all you gotta do is ask me politely.”

Kim sighed. “Ok. Shego, would you please disclose the location of your boss?”
“No,” Shego replied, sticking her tongue out.
“Look, I want that location-“
“We all want things, Kimmy-kins. I want to be a on a beach in Honolulu sipping tequila. But right now, I’m stuck in a chair being interrogated by a cute redhead.”
“Flattery will get you nowhere.”
“Mmm, it was worth a try.”

Kim sighed, realizing that absolutely no progress had been made on getting the location out of the villainess. But a realization came to her: she was failing using the traditional interrogation method. Perhaps what was needed was a new method…

“We’re taking a field trip,” Kim told her nemesis, grabbing the chair’s handles and wheeled her to another part of the basement: the target practice room.

oOo

“Here,” Kim said, placing an apple on top of Shego’s head after wheeling the chair against the wall.
“What are you doing?”
“Well, if you refuse to talk, I might as well wait until you do. In the mean time, I’ve been meaning to do some target practice. And since you’re here, I might as well have some fun with it.” With that, Kim grabbed a laser pistol and a black cloth from a nearby drawer and blindfolded herself with it

Shego blinked before she realized what was about to happen. “No.”
“Why not? It’s not like you’re going anywhere.”
“Kim, don’t you dare!”
“Of course, if you let me know where Drakken is, I might be too busy to continue…”

The villainess nodded, realizing what Kim was trying to do: try to scare Shego into confessing. But there was no way Kim would do anything so malicious; she was too goody-good to do such a thing.

Thus, Shego smirked and called her on her alleged bluff. “I’m not saying anything, Kimmy-cakes. So go right ahead.”

The spy simply shrugged and raised the laser pistol. But before anything could happen, Kim hesitated.

“Hold on, Shego. I gotta-ahh…gotta-ahh…got-ACHOO!”

BLAM

While sneezing, Kim’s finger slipped onto the trigger and accidentally fired a blast. Luckily for the villainess, the blast had landed a few feet to the right of the bound-up bad girl. However, upon seeing the burn mark the laser’s impact had left, Shego realized something: Kim wasn’t joking; she was being dead serious about Shego aiding her in target practice.

Kim lifted the cloth from over her eyes. “Whoops. Sorry about that. Man, this thing has a sensitive trigger.”
“LET ME THE HELL OUTTA THIS THING RIGHT NOW!”
“Let’s try this again,” the spy said, pulling the cloth back down. She blindly aimed the pistol again. Terrifyingly, the pistol was aimed right between her eyes…

“OKAY! OKAY!” a terrified Shego screamed. “I’LL TELL YOU! I’LL TELL YOU! DRAKKEN’S AT THIS NEW BASE HE HAD BUILT IN MAUI!”

Kim lowered the pistol. “You sure? I’d hate it if you were lying…”
“I’M TELLING THE TRUTH! I SWEAR TO GOD I AM! JUST STOP, YOU LUNATIC!”

Kim lifted the blindfold and grinned. “Thanks for the info, Shego. I’ll relay the info to Ron and Wade…”

She lowered the cloth back down. “…as soon as I hit this apple.” Once again, Kim blindly aimed the weapon, this time aiming right at Shego’s nose.

“NO! NO! AIM IT UP! AIM IT UP!”
“Nice try, Shego. But I know I’m aiming right at the apple.”
“YOU AREN’T! YOU REALLY AREN’T! I TOLD YOU WHERE HE IS! JUST STOP!”
“3…2…1!”

Shego clenched her eyes shut, dreadfully waiting for the impact. Kim placed her finger on the trigger…lifted the pistol so that it was aimed at the apple, and fired.

Wearily, the villainess opened her eyes after several seconds of feeling no pain. She looked up and saw that the apple on her head was now practically a burnt crisp.

Kim lifted the blindfold up and gave a crap-eating grin to her enemy. “Scared ya, didn’t I?”
“H-huh? Wh-wha?”
“Check it,” the redhead said, taking the blindfold and draping over Shego’s eyes, revealing it to be rather transparent.
“Ih-wha...it was see-through?” Shego babbled out, her heart-rate only now starting to decline.
“Of course. Did you really think I’d do something that malicious or life-threatening?”

Shego took a deep breath, regaining her composure. “That was a dirty rotten trick you pulled on me, Kim Possible,” she growled.
“Perhaps,” Kim conceded. “But I have no doubts you would’ve used the same trick on me if you’d thought of it. Am I not correct?”

The villainess ignored her question. “I will destroy you, Kimmy. I swear to God, as soon as I get out of this thing-“
“As much as I’d love to hear your maniacal rant, I need to let Wade know that Drakken’s in Maui so he can narrow down the location of his base. I’ll check on you in a bit.”

As Kim walked away, Shego called out to her. “You’re just gonna leave me here?”
“Oh, don’t worry. I’ve arranged some entertainment. She’s ready for you, boys.”

With that, Kim’s twin brothers, Tim and Jim, entered, carrying a small pouch and a remote control.

“Hi, Miss Shego!” Tim greeted. “We’re here to entertain you.”
“We wanted to show off our nanobot collection to you,” Jim said, dumping the bots out from the pouch.
“And we wanted to give you a personal demonstration of their capabilities,” Tim explained, activating them with the remote control. The bots sprang to life and started to crawl into Shego’s outfit.

“What are you-HAHAHAHA! Get those things outta-HAHAHAHA! STOP IT! I’LL-AHAHAHAHAH-I’LL KILL YOU, KIM POSSIBLE!” the spy heard her nemesis howl as she exited, getting ready to brawl with Drakken on the Big Island.

The End

[Caesar73]

Funny! I enjoyed this story