Are you pirates tying us up because we won't give them our money? Or cannibals tying us up as we set foot on an island? Or robbers who think we're rich and rob us in our cabin? Or are you arresting us on shore leave for suspected smuggling? Or are we being tied up on board because we don't have valid tickets? Or are you trying to force us to do something illegal? Or are you kids who want to play pirates with us? Or something completely different?
Please describe in detail how and why you're tying us up, what you're doing to us, what we're (not) wearing, and how we'll ever get free again - or becoming shark food. Let your imagination run wild

Thank you in advance.