Website Migration Update
I moved the website to a new host, which I think will be more tolerant of the content this website hosts. Nevertheless, I do want to take a moment to remind everyone that the stories and content posted here MUST follow website rules, as it it not only my policy, but it is the policy of the hosts that permit our website to run on their servers. We WILL continue to enforce the rules, especially critical rules that, if broken, put this sites livelihood in jeapordy.
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JUST A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT TO REMIND EVERYONE (GUESTS AND REGISTERED USERS ALIKE) THAT THIS FORUM IS BUILT AROUND USER PARTICIPATION AND PUBLIC INTERACTIONS. IF YOU SEE A THREAD YOU LIKE, PARTICIPATE! IF YOU ENJOYED READING A STORY, POST A COMMENT TO LET THE AUTHOR KNOW! TAKING A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO LET AN AUTHOR KNOW YOU ENJOYED HIS OR HER WORK IS THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE THAT MORE SIMILAR STORIES ARE POSTED. KEEPING THE COMMUNITY ALIVE IS A GROUP EFFORT. LET'S ALL MAKE AN EFFORT TO PARTICIPATE.
JUST A SMALL ANNOUNCEMENT TO REMIND EVERYONE (GUESTS AND REGISTERED USERS ALIKE) THAT THIS FORUM IS BUILT AROUND USER PARTICIPATION AND PUBLIC INTERACTIONS. IF YOU SEE A THREAD YOU LIKE, PARTICIPATE! IF YOU ENJOYED READING A STORY, POST A COMMENT TO LET THE AUTHOR KNOW! TAKING A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO LET AN AUTHOR KNOW YOU ENJOYED HIS OR HER WORK IS THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE THAT MORE SIMILAR STORIES ARE POSTED. KEEPING THE COMMUNITY ALIVE IS A GROUP EFFORT. LET'S ALL MAKE AN EFFORT TO PARTICIPATE.
Bondage & Kidnapping: Damsels In Distress Service
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Bondage & Kidnapping: Damsels In Distress Service
A recent rise in kinky interests worldwide has created a new, high-in-demand service. A lot of women, of all ages, races, religions, across the world, have experienced curious desires to know how it feels to be tied up, or even kidnapped, and held at the mercy of a complete stranger. The only problem is, how can you trust a random stranger on the Internet or on the street to tie you up, have fun with you, and release you at the end of it?
That's where we come in. B&K: DID Services are a revolutionary new company, here to help any woman experience bondage and helplessness, exactly as she wants it, with the safety of a guaranteed vetted Binder. All our employees are subject to a Full Comprehensive Background Check, regular check ins, and strict penalties should they ever overstep. 100% safety guaranteed, or double your money back!
Simply fill out the following application form, and one of our team will contact you to organise your bondage session or kidnapping experience, completely tailored to your own desires and curiosity.
B&K: DID Bondage Application Form
Name:
Age: (must be verified with ID to ensure applicant is 18+)
Kinks and Desires: (please list all kinks you wish to try out. List in bold those you absolutely wish to experience, list in underline those you'd like to try if possible. Anything not listed will not be applicable at the time of the appointment.)
Safeword/Phrase or Action (please choose both a safeword and an action. An action will be required in addition as safewords cannot be easily understood while gagged):
Severity Level: (Levels are 1-10. This cannot be increased at the time of the appointment, but you can request a decrease in level if needed. Please do no overestimate yourself.)
1 - Basic tie (wrists in front, ankles tied together)
2 - Basic tie + (wrists behind back, ankles tied together)
3 - Enhanced tie (wrists behind back, ankles and knees tied together)
4 - Enhanced tie + (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together)
5 - Strict tie (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together, chest harness and crotchrope)
6 - Strict tie + (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together, chest harness and crotchrope, tied to furniture i.e, chair, bed, table etc.)
7 - Extreme tie (hogtie, spread eagle, ball tie)
8 - Extreme tie + (suspension, strappado, mummification)
9 - Masochist (Let your Binder/Kidnapper decide for you. Warning! Not for Newbies and Amateurs. Only select this option if you have good experience with bondage. No refunds will be given if you safeword before your arranged time is fulfilled. Do not overestimate yourself, and please remember to exercise caution and play safe when booking)
10 - Masochist + (Let your Binder/Kidnapper decide for you. However, no safeword will be provided. Warning! Not for Newbies and Amateurs. As stated previously, only select this option if you are an experienced Submissive and know your own limits. This option will require an in-person interview and evaluation, and a full liability waiver. Session may not last more than 2 hours.)
Gags: Y/N
If yes, please state preferred gag:
Binding material (please select all that apply):
Rope
Tape
Leather straps/Armbinder
Cuffs
Chains
Zip ties
Other (please state):
Toys (please select all that apply):
Sex toys
Clamps
Paddles/Canes/Floggers/Whips
Non-penetrative vibrators
Candle wax
Needles
Electro-stim
Sybian/machines
Other (please specify):
Interaction from Binder/Kidnapper (please select all that apply):
None (Binder/Kidnapper will tie up the Client and release them at the end of the session time. Apart from the binding and releasing, there will be no physical contact with the Client)
Light groping and squeezing
Hair pulling
Tugging at ropes in sensitive areas
Hands around throat/chest/crotch
Spanking/Slapping/Pinching
Full contact (all actions previously listed, up to and including penetration. Protection Required!)
Session Time (minimum 30 minutes, maximum 6 hours.):
Preferred Gender of Binder/Kidnapper: Male/Female/Surprise Me
For Kidnapping Sessions, please complete the following in addition
Date and Time of Kidnapping:
Date:
Time: (please insert a 2 hour window for our Binder/Kidnapper to act)
Session Time (minimum 2 hours, no maximum. Multi-day bookings will require an in-person interview and evaluation, but will also incur a wholesale discount. A telephone interview and evaluation are required for any session over 24 hours):
Location (please select where you wish to be kidnapped from, i.e your home, job, college campus, park, etc.)
Please include a brief description of the clothing you'll be wearing so our dedicated Binder/Kidnapper can identify you. (They will be provided a copy of your ID to help identify you):
Once you've submitted an application, a member of our customer service team will be in touch within 24 hours to help organise your session. We hope you enjoy our services, amd we hope to see you again soon!
(Fill out the form and I'll send you a private message of the session I'll draw up for you. Hope some of you enjoy this idea!)
That's where we come in. B&K: DID Services are a revolutionary new company, here to help any woman experience bondage and helplessness, exactly as she wants it, with the safety of a guaranteed vetted Binder. All our employees are subject to a Full Comprehensive Background Check, regular check ins, and strict penalties should they ever overstep. 100% safety guaranteed, or double your money back!
Simply fill out the following application form, and one of our team will contact you to organise your bondage session or kidnapping experience, completely tailored to your own desires and curiosity.
B&K: DID Bondage Application Form
Name:
Age: (must be verified with ID to ensure applicant is 18+)
Kinks and Desires: (please list all kinks you wish to try out. List in bold those you absolutely wish to experience, list in underline those you'd like to try if possible. Anything not listed will not be applicable at the time of the appointment.)
Safeword/Phrase or Action (please choose both a safeword and an action. An action will be required in addition as safewords cannot be easily understood while gagged):
Severity Level: (Levels are 1-10. This cannot be increased at the time of the appointment, but you can request a decrease in level if needed. Please do no overestimate yourself.)
1 - Basic tie (wrists in front, ankles tied together)
2 - Basic tie + (wrists behind back, ankles tied together)
3 - Enhanced tie (wrists behind back, ankles and knees tied together)
4 - Enhanced tie + (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together)
5 - Strict tie (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together, chest harness and crotchrope)
6 - Strict tie + (wrists and elbows behind back, ankles, knees and thighs together, chest harness and crotchrope, tied to furniture i.e, chair, bed, table etc.)
7 - Extreme tie (hogtie, spread eagle, ball tie)
8 - Extreme tie + (suspension, strappado, mummification)
9 - Masochist (Let your Binder/Kidnapper decide for you. Warning! Not for Newbies and Amateurs. Only select this option if you have good experience with bondage. No refunds will be given if you safeword before your arranged time is fulfilled. Do not overestimate yourself, and please remember to exercise caution and play safe when booking)
10 - Masochist + (Let your Binder/Kidnapper decide for you. However, no safeword will be provided. Warning! Not for Newbies and Amateurs. As stated previously, only select this option if you are an experienced Submissive and know your own limits. This option will require an in-person interview and evaluation, and a full liability waiver. Session may not last more than 2 hours.)
Gags: Y/N
If yes, please state preferred gag:
Binding material (please select all that apply):
Rope
Tape
Leather straps/Armbinder
Cuffs
Chains
Zip ties
Other (please state):
Toys (please select all that apply):
Sex toys
Clamps
Paddles/Canes/Floggers/Whips
Non-penetrative vibrators
Candle wax
Needles
Electro-stim
Sybian/machines
Other (please specify):
Interaction from Binder/Kidnapper (please select all that apply):
None (Binder/Kidnapper will tie up the Client and release them at the end of the session time. Apart from the binding and releasing, there will be no physical contact with the Client)
Light groping and squeezing
Hair pulling
Tugging at ropes in sensitive areas
Hands around throat/chest/crotch
Spanking/Slapping/Pinching
Full contact (all actions previously listed, up to and including penetration. Protection Required!)
Session Time (minimum 30 minutes, maximum 6 hours.):
Preferred Gender of Binder/Kidnapper: Male/Female/Surprise Me
For Kidnapping Sessions, please complete the following in addition
Date and Time of Kidnapping:
Date:
Time: (please insert a 2 hour window for our Binder/Kidnapper to act)
Session Time (minimum 2 hours, no maximum. Multi-day bookings will require an in-person interview and evaluation, but will also incur a wholesale discount. A telephone interview and evaluation are required for any session over 24 hours):
Location (please select where you wish to be kidnapped from, i.e your home, job, college campus, park, etc.)
Please include a brief description of the clothing you'll be wearing so our dedicated Binder/Kidnapper can identify you. (They will be provided a copy of your ID to help identify you):
Once you've submitted an application, a member of our customer service team will be in touch within 24 hours to help organise your session. We hope you enjoy our services, amd we hope to see you again soon!
(Fill out the form and I'll send you a private message of the session I'll draw up for you. Hope some of you enjoy this idea!)
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gaggedrock29
- Centennial Club

- Posts: 117
- Joined: 7 years ago
- Location: St Louis Mo area
Very creative
A few days ago, my daughter Claire came to me and mentioned a "last-minute extra request" for her 19th birthday.
When I asked her for details, she hesitated for a bit and then handed me a flyer for the company "Bondage & Kidnapping: Damsels In Distress Service," which must have somehow ended up in our mailbox.
I googled the company but only found a short entry on a website called "tugstories.blog." No reviews or experiences! I was ready to call the whole thing off, but after much pleading and begging, Claire finally convinced me. Her argument was that the company had only recently entered the market and, after all, it was her birthday! "Besides," she added with a grin, "...you'll finally have a few hours of peace and quiet from your annoying daughter!" I let myself be persuaded, and together we filled out the registration form for her as follows:
Name: Claire Smith
Age: 19 on the day of the abduction (copy of ID enclosed)
Kinks and desires: see below
Safeword: Andrew
Action: "Hmmmpf three times in a row"
Tie: 4 Enhanced tie + (Claire added handwritten: "Thumbs and big toes tied as well, please!")
Gag: Yes - Ball Gag
Binding material: Zip ties (Claire added handwritten: "Metal thumb and toe cuffs as well, please!")
Toys: Clamps - Paddles/Canes/Floggers/Whips - Non-penetrative vibrators
Session time: 4 hours (This was a lengthy discussion between father and daughter: I wanted it shorter, Claire wanted it longer; ultimately, we met in the middle at 4 hours)
Interaction from Binder/Kidnapper: Hair pulling + Hitting/Slapping/Pinching + (Claire added handwritten: "Force me to listen to what other terrible things you have planned for me." She blushed while she added this point.)
Preferred Gender of kidnapper: Surprise me.
Date and time of kidnapping: November 29, 2025, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Session time: 4 hours (see above)
Location: College Campus (Address added)
Clothing: White school uniform with blue skirt, blue scarves around the neck as individual signals, yellow backpack.
ID copy added. (All non-essential information redacted, of course.)
Claire beamed when I submitted the registration form. "Thanks, Dad! This is going to be the best birthday ever!"
Hope this works. We're both curious to see what will happen to my daughter Claire.
When I asked her for details, she hesitated for a bit and then handed me a flyer for the company "Bondage & Kidnapping: Damsels In Distress Service," which must have somehow ended up in our mailbox.
I googled the company but only found a short entry on a website called "tugstories.blog." No reviews or experiences! I was ready to call the whole thing off, but after much pleading and begging, Claire finally convinced me. Her argument was that the company had only recently entered the market and, after all, it was her birthday! "Besides," she added with a grin, "...you'll finally have a few hours of peace and quiet from your annoying daughter!" I let myself be persuaded, and together we filled out the registration form for her as follows:
Name: Claire Smith
Age: 19 on the day of the abduction (copy of ID enclosed)
Kinks and desires: see below
Safeword: Andrew
Action: "Hmmmpf three times in a row"
Tie: 4 Enhanced tie + (Claire added handwritten: "Thumbs and big toes tied as well, please!")
Gag: Yes - Ball Gag
Binding material: Zip ties (Claire added handwritten: "Metal thumb and toe cuffs as well, please!")
Toys: Clamps - Paddles/Canes/Floggers/Whips - Non-penetrative vibrators
Session time: 4 hours (This was a lengthy discussion between father and daughter: I wanted it shorter, Claire wanted it longer; ultimately, we met in the middle at 4 hours)
Interaction from Binder/Kidnapper: Hair pulling + Hitting/Slapping/Pinching + (Claire added handwritten: "Force me to listen to what other terrible things you have planned for me." She blushed while she added this point.)
Preferred Gender of kidnapper: Surprise me.
Date and time of kidnapping: November 29, 2025, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Session time: 4 hours (see above)
Location: College Campus (Address added)
Clothing: White school uniform with blue skirt, blue scarves around the neck as individual signals, yellow backpack.
ID copy added. (All non-essential information redacted, of course.)
Claire beamed when I submitted the registration form. "Thanks, Dad! This is going to be the best birthday ever!"
Hope this works. We're both curious to see what will happen to my daughter Claire.
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latin-self-bound
- Centennial Club

- Posts: 131
- Joined: 2 years ago
- Location: Chile
Wow!! This is one of the most creatives set-ups I've read!!
I hope many women ask for your services. Some good stories could come up from this new company.
I hope many women ask for your services. Some good stories could come up from this new company.
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Thank you for your purchase of our services.johopp wrote: 1 day ago A few days ago, my daughter Claire came to me and mentioned a "last-minute extra request" for her 19th birthday.
When I asked her for details, she hesitated for a bit and then handed me a flyer for the company "Bondage & Kidnapping: Damsels In Distress Service," which must have somehow ended up in our mailbox.
I googled the company but only found a short entry on a website called "tugstories.blog." No reviews or experiences! I was ready to call the whole thing off, but after much pleading and begging, Claire finally convinced me. Her argument was that the company had only recently entered the market and, after all, it was her birthday! "Besides," she added with a grin, "...you'll finally have a few hours of peace and quiet from your annoying daughter!" I let myself be persuaded, and together we filled out the registration form for her as follows:
Name: Claire Smith
Age: 19 on the day of the abduction (copy of ID enclosed)
Kinks and desires: see below
Safeword: Andrew
Action: "Hmmmpf three times in a row"
Tie: 4 Enhanced tie + (Claire added handwritten: "Thumbs and big toes tied as well, please!")
Gag: Yes - Ball Gag
Binding material: Zip ties (Claire added handwritten: "Metal thumb and toe cuffs as well, please!")
Toys: Clamps - Paddles/Canes/Floggers/Whips - Non-penetrative vibrators
Session time: 4 hours (This was a lengthy discussion between father and daughter: I wanted it shorter, Claire wanted it longer; ultimately, we met in the middle at 4 hours)
Interaction from Binder/Kidnapper: Hair pulling + Hitting/Slapping/Pinching + (Claire added handwritten: "Force me to listen to what other terrible things you have planned for me." She blushed while she added this point.)
Preferred Gender of kidnapper: Surprise me.
Date and time of kidnapping: November 29, 2025, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Session time: 4 hours (see above)
Location: College Campus (Address added)
Clothing: White school uniform with blue skirt, blue scarves around the neck as individual signals, yellow backpack.
ID copy added. (All non-essential information redacted, of course.)
Claire beamed when I submitted the registration form. "Thanks, Dad! This is going to be the best birthday ever!"
Hope this works. We're both curious to see what will happen to my daughter Claire.
We have contacted our dedicated team of Binders/Kidnappers and they have drawn up a plan for your session. Please ensure you are ready at the agreed time and place in the specified outfit.
We look forward to hearing your feedback and hope you enjoy our session and come again soon!
B&K: DID Services
Abby
Customer Service Representative
- captured_prize
- Centennial Club

- Posts: 359
- Joined: 6 years ago
- Location: Cleveland, Ohio
I'm curious, does your service cater to crossdressers?
Just your average crossdressing damsel in distress...
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
My deviantart page: https://www.deviantart.com/captured-prize
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
My deviantart page: https://www.deviantart.com/captured-prize
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Thank you for your enquiry. We do, in fact, cater to crossdressers. We have a small team dedicated solely to clients who crossdress, and those of the Transgender and Non-Binary community.
However, due to the sensitive nature of some clients needs, a telephone/chat interview must be conducted to finalise and approve the details of the order before placing it. This is to ensure the highest quality session and service to completely suit each and every need of our clients. In addition, due to the smaller dedicated team, the request for gender of Binder/Kidnapper may result in said session being scheduled around other sessions and schedules, and will be on a strictly first-come-first-serve basis.
Please let us know if you have any more questions!
B&K: DID Services
Emily
Customer Service Representative
5. Strict with hogtie
Ropes, no toys, female kidnapper and just ignore me fir 2-3 hours.
Ropes, no toys, female kidnapper and just ignore me fir 2-3 hours.
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Thank you for your purchase of our services.Sian91 wrote: 20 hours ago 5. Strict with hogtie
Ropes, no toys, female kidnapper and just ignore me fir 2-3 hours.
A clarification is needed to confirm your order. You specified Level 5: Strict Tie, with a Hogtie. Do you wish to order a Level 7: Extreme Tie with the cumulative bondage of Level 5? If so, feel free to order the Level 7: Extreme Tie - Hogtie, as all bondage from Level 2: Basic Tie + is cumulative as the Level increases.
Please specify your preference of Gag and Toys. If you wish for no Gag or Toys, please tick None as an option
Once confirmation is received, the order will be passed on to our dedicated team of Binder/Kidnappers
We hope you enjoy our services!
B&K: DID Services
Luke
Customer Service Representative
Level 7 if I can specify hogtie please. Oh I definitely want gag and blindfold but no other toys. I want to enjoy being tied up without distraction.RopeWhoreJenny wrote: 19 hours agoThank you for your purchase of our services.Sian91 wrote: 20 hours ago 5. Strict with hogtie
Ropes, no toys, female kidnapper and just ignore me fir 2-3 hours.
A clarification is needed to confirm your order. You specified Level 5: Strict Tie, with a Hogtie. Do you wish to order a Level 7: Extreme Tie with the cumulative bondage of Level 5? If so, feel free to order the Level 7: Extreme Tie - Hogtie, as all bondage from Level 2: Basic Tie + is cumulative as the Level increases.
Please specify your preference of Gag and Toys. If you wish for no Gag or Toys, please tick None as an option
Once confirmation is received, the order will be passed on to our dedicated team of Binder/Kidnappers
We hope you enjoy our services!
B&K: DID Services
Luke
Customer Service Representative
- captured_prize
- Centennial Club

- Posts: 359
- Joined: 6 years ago
- Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Name: Michelle
Age: 44
Kinks: Being held for ransom
Safeword: Bananna
Action: Grunting three times in a row or stomping my foot three times in a row.
Tie: 3, enhanced tie
Gag: Yes, otm gag
Binding materials: Rope
Toys: No toys
Interaction: None
Session Time: Three hours
Location: Home
Preferred Gender of Kidnapper: Suprise me
I'll be wearing a black sleeveless bodycon dress.
Age: 44
Kinks: Being held for ransom
Safeword: Bananna
Action: Grunting three times in a row or stomping my foot three times in a row.
Tie: 3, enhanced tie
Gag: Yes, otm gag
Binding materials: Rope
Toys: No toys
Interaction: None
Session Time: Three hours
Location: Home
Preferred Gender of Kidnapper: Suprise me
I'll be wearing a black sleeveless bodycon dress.
Just your average crossdressing damsel in distress...
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
My deviantart page: https://www.deviantart.com/captured-prize
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
My deviantart page: https://www.deviantart.com/captured-prize
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Thank you for your purchase of our services.Sian91 wrote: 17 hours agoLevel 7 if I can specify hogtie please. Oh I definitely want gag and blindfold but no other toys. I want to enjoy being tied up without distraction.RopeWhoreJenny wrote: 19 hours agoThank you for your purchase of our services.Sian91 wrote: 20 hours ago 5. Strict with hogtie
Ropes, no toys, female kidnapper and just ignore me fir 2-3 hours.
A clarification is needed to confirm your order. You specified Level 5: Strict Tie, with a Hogtie. Do you wish to order a Level 7: Extreme Tie with the cumulative bondage of Level 5? If so, feel free to order the Level 7: Extreme Tie - Hogtie, as all bondage from Level 2: Basic Tie + is cumulative as the Level increases.
Please specify your preference of Gag and Toys. If you wish for no Gag or Toys, please tick None as an option
Once confirmation is received, the order will be passed on to our dedicated team of Binder/Kidnappers
We hope you enjoy our services!
B&K: DID Services
Luke
Customer Service Representative
We have contacted our dedicated team of Binders/Kidnappers and they have drawn up a plan for your session. Please ensure you are ready at the agreed time and place in the specified outfit.
We look forward to hearing your feedback and hope you enjoy our session and come again soon!
B&K: DID Services
Alex
Customer Service Representative
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RopeWhoreJenny
- Forum Contributer

- Posts: 12
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Location: England
Thank you for your purchase of our services.captured_prize wrote: 16 hours ago Name: Michelle
Age: 44
Kinks: Being held for ransom
Safeword: Bananna
Action: Grunting three times in a row or stomping my foot three times in a row.
Tie: 3, enhanced tie
Gag: Yes, otm gag
Binding materials: Rope
Toys: No toys
Interaction: None
Session Time: Three hours
Location: Home
Preferred Gender of Kidnapper: Suprise me
I'll be wearing a black sleeveless bodycon dress.
We have contacted our dedicated team of Binders/Kidnappers and they have drawn up a plan for your session. Please ensure you are ready at the agreed time and place in the specified outfit.
We look forward to hearing your feedback and hope you enjoy our session and come again soon!
B&K: DID Services
Abby
Customer Service Representative
- JulieG
- Millennial Club

- Posts: 1282
- Joined: 4 years ago
- Location: Tied up and spanked over your knee, or in the dungeon tormenting you!
I want to book a joint kidnapping Friday night for Asian and I. Sian and I will be dressed in work clothes (blouse, skirt, tights and heels) Sian tied up as above but I go for maximum masochism. Naked, tightest, strictest tie. 10+. Gagged, blindfolded, strictest tie, 6 hours. Anything that doesn’t leave a permanent mark (more than a couple of weeks to resolve) goes, needles, cane, electro, ice, heat, give me your worst.