Katja 06: A Bald Decision (M/f)
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:36 pm
This is part of a growing series of Katja stories that starts with
Katja 00: Prolog 1 - Early Signs viewtopic.php?t=23922
Katja 00: Prolog 2 - When TUGs were simple viewtopic.php?t=23905
Katja 01: What's a collar without a leash? viewtopic.php?t=23816
Katja 02: Making the shopping mall less boring viewtopic.php?t=23853
Katja 03: A question of peg and chain viewtopic.php?t=23881
Katja 04: Caged Birds Do Sing viewtopic.php?t=23931
Katja 05: How not to dance viewtopic.php?t=23950
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Katja 07: The Big Red viewtopic.php?t=23977
Katja 06: A Bald Decision / Backstory: A Piercing Need
(if you're here only for the TUG, skip directly to the 2nd post in this topic)
It happened in the summer after our collar-and-leash episode. Katja had exchanged her dog collar for a somewhat elegant choker — one of those black velvet bands, like the one Natalie Portman wore in "Léon: The Professional". This choker, however, didn’t feature a ring for attaching a leash.
We were sitting in the kitchen again after dinner. I was on my second glass of wine — mainly to finish the bottle. Apparently, Katja sensed an opportunity to take advantage of my slightly inebriated state. She sat down across from me, looked at me with her best doe eye expression, and asked sweetly: “Daddy, can I get a septum piercing?”
I nearly spilled my Merlot. “What?” I asked, completely thrown.
K: “It’s a piercing through the cartilage between the left and right nostrils,” she explained helpfully.
F: “Thank you. I know what a septum piercing is. Therefore the answer is no.”
K: “But I’d only wear a thin gold ring. Nothing flashy.”
F: “Still no. And anyway, what is a thin gold ring good when one can't even clip a leash there? The answer is no — from your father and your daddy, and your mother probably too. No conditions. No discussion.”
K: “But...”
F: “You can have on your butt!”
I didn’t bother arguing that even our sleepy village piercer has to follow age restrictions. And she had already 2 piercings in each earlobe. At age 13 this was more than enough. To cheer things up I joked:
F: “If you want a new piercing, ask Mr. Richardson — our 'weird' farmhand.”
She gave me a puzzled look.
K: “Mr. Richardson is gross.”
F: “But he does the ear tags for our sheep and knows everything about them. These days they even have WiFi.” (RFID - I know)
“I’m sure he’d be thrilled to tag you, my little lamb.”
Katja let out a frustrated sigh, got up, and started loading the dishwasher. Evil averted?
The next day, early in the evening, I received a phone call from Mr. Richardson. He sounded... concerned.
R: “This afternoon, Miss Katja came to see me — which is unusual enough. But then she asked about the sheep’s ear tags. Everything!
She wanted to see them up close, asked about their different colors, how the wireless identification system works, and how each sheep gets registered automatically in the computer.”
He cleared his throat.
R: “But she was especially interested in the applicator — the tool I use to tag newborn lambs.
Even asked if she could try it herself, and seemed disappointed when I told her there are no new lambs at this time of year.”
She asked if it hurts when I tag them. I told her — well, yeah, they twitch when I squeeze the applicator, so I assume it stings a bit. But not for long. Soon they jump around again.”
Then she wanted to know how to remove the tags. I explained that they’re designed never to be removed. The sheep wear them for life.
When the time comes, the butcher cuts off the ear with the tag and de-registers the animal on the Ministry of Agriculture’s website.”
There was a pause.
R: “I said if you tried to remove one, it would destroy the tag... and the ear. And anyway, one can’t legally sell a sheep without a tag these days. She then thanked me and walked away. I just thought... you should know.”
I sighed.
F: “Thank you for calling, Mr. Richardson. I really don’t know what Katja is up to anymore. Best lock away the tags and the applicator while she’s around.”
She worried me even more when she got home that evening because she talked about everything except ear tags.
But thankfully(?), her urge to change her appearance shifted soon to something else entirely.
Katja 00: Prolog 1 - Early Signs viewtopic.php?t=23922
Katja 00: Prolog 2 - When TUGs were simple viewtopic.php?t=23905
Katja 01: What's a collar without a leash? viewtopic.php?t=23816
Katja 02: Making the shopping mall less boring viewtopic.php?t=23853
Katja 03: A question of peg and chain viewtopic.php?t=23881
Katja 04: Caged Birds Do Sing viewtopic.php?t=23931
Katja 05: How not to dance viewtopic.php?t=23950
-
Katja 07: The Big Red viewtopic.php?t=23977
Katja 06: A Bald Decision / Backstory: A Piercing Need
(if you're here only for the TUG, skip directly to the 2nd post in this topic)
It happened in the summer after our collar-and-leash episode. Katja had exchanged her dog collar for a somewhat elegant choker — one of those black velvet bands, like the one Natalie Portman wore in "Léon: The Professional". This choker, however, didn’t feature a ring for attaching a leash.
We were sitting in the kitchen again after dinner. I was on my second glass of wine — mainly to finish the bottle. Apparently, Katja sensed an opportunity to take advantage of my slightly inebriated state. She sat down across from me, looked at me with her best doe eye expression, and asked sweetly: “Daddy, can I get a septum piercing?”
I nearly spilled my Merlot. “What?” I asked, completely thrown.
K: “It’s a piercing through the cartilage between the left and right nostrils,” she explained helpfully.
F: “Thank you. I know what a septum piercing is. Therefore the answer is no.”
K: “But I’d only wear a thin gold ring. Nothing flashy.”
F: “Still no. And anyway, what is a thin gold ring good when one can't even clip a leash there? The answer is no — from your father and your daddy, and your mother probably too. No conditions. No discussion.”
K: “But...”
F: “You can have on your butt!”
I didn’t bother arguing that even our sleepy village piercer has to follow age restrictions. And she had already 2 piercings in each earlobe. At age 13 this was more than enough. To cheer things up I joked:
F: “If you want a new piercing, ask Mr. Richardson — our 'weird' farmhand.”
She gave me a puzzled look.
K: “Mr. Richardson is gross.”
F: “But he does the ear tags for our sheep and knows everything about them. These days they even have WiFi.” (RFID - I know)
“I’m sure he’d be thrilled to tag you, my little lamb.”
Katja let out a frustrated sigh, got up, and started loading the dishwasher. Evil averted?
The next day, early in the evening, I received a phone call from Mr. Richardson. He sounded... concerned.
R: “This afternoon, Miss Katja came to see me — which is unusual enough. But then she asked about the sheep’s ear tags. Everything!
She wanted to see them up close, asked about their different colors, how the wireless identification system works, and how each sheep gets registered automatically in the computer.”
He cleared his throat.
R: “But she was especially interested in the applicator — the tool I use to tag newborn lambs.
Even asked if she could try it herself, and seemed disappointed when I told her there are no new lambs at this time of year.”
She asked if it hurts when I tag them. I told her — well, yeah, they twitch when I squeeze the applicator, so I assume it stings a bit. But not for long. Soon they jump around again.”
Then she wanted to know how to remove the tags. I explained that they’re designed never to be removed. The sheep wear them for life.
When the time comes, the butcher cuts off the ear with the tag and de-registers the animal on the Ministry of Agriculture’s website.”
There was a pause.
R: “I said if you tried to remove one, it would destroy the tag... and the ear. And anyway, one can’t legally sell a sheep without a tag these days. She then thanked me and walked away. I just thought... you should know.”
I sighed.
F: “Thank you for calling, Mr. Richardson. I really don’t know what Katja is up to anymore. Best lock away the tags and the applicator while she’s around.”
She worried me even more when she got home that evening because she talked about everything except ear tags.
But thankfully(?), her urge to change her appearance shifted soon to something else entirely.