The Almost Believable Adventures of Kimmy Williams, Kid Spy (MF/f)
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 4:33 am
Twelve year old Kimmy Williams was the kind of girl who always had a twinkle in her eye and a story to tell.With a mop of wild red hair and a million freckles that matched the mischief in her eyes, she had a story for every occasion. She was well known at school for having the wildest imagination—at least, that’s what most people thought. Her best friend and neighbor, Mindy Park, a wide-eyed ten-year-old with a habit of believing everything she heard, was Kimmy’s most loyal audience.
The two were sitting cross-legged in Kimmy’s room on a rainy Saturday afternoon, a plate of cookies between them. She leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a secretive whisper, and said, “Okay, Mindy. What I’m about to tell you is super classified. Like, top-level, international kind of secret. You promise not to tell anyone?â€
Mindy nodded solemnly, eyes huge. “I swear on my stuffed panda.†Kimmy grinned. “Good. Because You're not gonna believe this, Mindy,†Kimmy began dramatically, whispering conspiratorially as if the walls themselves might be listening. “But I'm not just your average seventh grader.â€
Mindy gasped softly. “You're not?â€
“Nope,†Kimmy said, nodding seriously. “I’m actually a secret spy. Like, for real. A kid spy.â€
Mindy’s eyes grew even wider. “A spy? No way!â€
“Yes way!†Kimmy insisted with a confident grin. “And I just came back from my latest mission—it was my toughest yet.â€
Mindy bounced in place, hugging a stuffed unicorn tightly against her chest. “Oh my gosh! Tell me everything!â€
Kimmy paused, gathering her thoughts for maximum drama. “Okay, but you have to swear you won’t tell anyone.â€
Mindy nodded eagerly. “Cross my heart!â€
Kimmy lowered her voice dramatically. "I was undercover at this fancy charity gala. I was tracking two super-dangerous international jewel thieves—a man and a woman. Their names were Ivan and Natasha. They're, like, world-famous criminals. I was supposed to stop them before they got away with the jewels from this super-rich lady."
“Whoa!†Mindy gasped again. “Did you have a secret disguise?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy exclaimed, tossing her red hair back proudly. “I was posing as Lady Kimberly of London. British accent and everything! I was in this amazing floor-length navy blue gown with silver sparkles all over it—like tiny stars, super classy. It had this swooshy skirt that made a swishy sound when I walked. And I wore these sparkly heels that clicked on the marble floor—very spy-chic.â€
Mindy's mouth hung open. “No way! Like a princess spy!â€
“Exactly,†Kimmy said with a wink. “And get this—underneath the dress, I had a hidden utility belt around my thigh, with spy tools tucked inside the folds of the skirt. Hairpin lockpick, mini flashlight, lipstick communicator, and even a wire saw.â€
“A wire saw?†Mindy repeated in awe.
“Yup! It looks like a bracelet, but I can use it to cut through ropes and zip ties if I ever get captured. Which I did, obviously,†Kimmy said, tossing her red hair back like it was no big deal. “Good thing I had it with me.â€
“Cool!†Mindy squealed, practically vibrating with excitement.
Kimmy took a deep breath, mentally preparing her dramatic retelling. "So, there I was, posing as Lady Kimberly, chatting politely with all the fancy people at the gala. I knew the thieves were somewhere nearby, but I couldn't find them right away. Just then, this handsome guy walks up to me—tall, sophisticated, charming—and he smiles at me and starts saying nice things like how pretty my red hair is and how interesting my accent sounded."
Mindy scrunched up her nose. "Ew! Was he trying to flirt?"
Kimmy giggled softly, her cheeks turning a faint pink as she remembered the imaginary exchange. She leaned in again, smiling bashfully at Mindy. “Well… okay, I mean, he was definitely flirting with me, but Mindy, you wouldn’t believe how totally charming he was!â€
Mindy tilted her head, intrigued. “Really? Like, how charming?â€
Kimmy clasped her hands dramatically. “Oh my gosh, Mindy, he had this smooth, dreamy voice, and he looked right into my eyes and said things like, ‘Lady Kimberly, I've traveled all over the world, yet I’ve never met anyone as fascinating and elegant as you.’ And then he gave me this little smile and added, ‘Your red hair shines brighter than the rarest ruby, and your eyes sparkle more brilliantly than any diamond in this room.’â€
Mindy giggled, eyes wide with wonder. “Whoa! He really said that?â€
Kimmy nodded enthusiastically. “Yep! And then he leaned closer and said, ‘I've always believed the greatest treasures aren't diamonds or emeralds—they’re lovely conversations with beautiful company like you.’ He even gently kissed my hand, just like in the movies!â€
“Oh my gosh!†Mindy squeaked. “Did you get butterflies?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy admitted, her voice excited and breathless. “He was really good at being charming. But remember, it was all a trick. He was just distracting me! Because while he kept talking, smiling, and acting super polite, I never noticed his sneaky partner—the lady thief in the sparkly dress—sneaking up behind me."
"Oh no!" Mindy squeaked, clutching her stuffed unicorn even tighter. "Then what?"
Mindy leaned closer. “Did he trick you?â€
Kimmy nodded emphatically. “He totally did! While he kept me distracted, his partner—the glamorous lady—quietly crept up behind me. Before I could even turn around, she grabbed me tight and pressed a handkerchief with sleepy stuff against my face!â€
“Sleepy stuff?†Mindy whispered, eyes round as saucers. “You mean like in the movies?â€
“Exactly!†Kimmy replied excitedly. “Chloroform! It smelled funny, like cleaning stuff. I tried to hold my breath, but it happened so fast. My eyes got heavy, and I got all dizzy and woozy. Before I knew it, everything went dark.â€
Mindy gasped, squeezing her unicorn tighter. “Oh, no! Then what happened?â€
“First, they put me on this wooden chair in the storage room. Then they wrapped ropes around me, starting with my wrists behind my back, really tight so I couldn’t wiggle free.â€
Mindy’s eyes widened even more. “Did it hurt?â€
“Nah, spies are tough,†Kimmy said bravely, puffing up her chest slightly. “But it was super tight. They wrapped rope all around my middle, pinning my arms down, then around my ankles so I couldn’t run away. And just to make extra sure I couldn’t get loose, they tied another rope around my knees.â€
“Oh wow,†Mindy said breathlessly, hugging her unicorn tighter. “They really wanted to make sure you wouldn’t escape.â€
Kimmy nodded seriously, eyes wide. “And then, just when I started calling for help, they stuffed a silky scarf into my mouth to keep me quiet, and tied another one over it to make sure I couldn’t spit it out.â€
Mindy gasped. “Did the scarf taste funny?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy wrinkled her nose dramatically, “It tasted like perfume! Gross! I couldn’t even talk or yell for help. I had to just wiggle and twist around until I could finally get free. Luckily, spies learn special escape techniques for just this sort of emergency.â€
Mindy tilted her head again, clearly picturing the dramatic moment. “Did the thieves say anything scary when they were tying you up, Kimmy?â€
Kimmy leaned in closer, dropping her voice dramatically. “Oh, they totally did! The woman had this sneaky smile, and she kept saying stuff like, ‘You shouldn't meddle in grown-up affairs, little spy,’ and ‘We can't let you ruin our perfect crime.’ She sounded super villainous!â€
“What about the man?†Mindy asked breathlessly.
“He just laughed all cool-like and said, ‘Sorry, Lady Kimberly, but you’re going to be tied up here for a long time.’ And then he winked and said, ‘I hope you’re comfortable.’â€
Mindy gasped loudly. “Comfortable? But they were kidnapping you!â€
“I know!†Kimmy agreed dramatically. “They thought they had won, but they didn't count on me escaping. The woman even said, ‘Make sure those ropes are tight—she looks like trouble!’â€
Mindy leaned even closer, practically bursting with curiosity. "Kimmy, you gotta tell me exactly how you got out of those ropes! Like, how did you even move if they tied you up so tight?"
Kimmy grinned, clearly excited to share this part of her story. She sat up straight, preparing for the most dramatic retelling yet.
“Well, Mindy,†Kimmy started earnestly, “escaping from ropes is a super important spy skill!
Mindy nodded solemnly, absorbing every word.
“First, I checked my wrists,†Kimmy continued, holding her own wrists behind her back to show Mindy. “They tied them really tight, but there's always a secret spy trick to loosen ropes. You gotta twist your hands gently back and forth—like you're wiggling—see?â€
She demonstrated, twisting her wrists dramatically. Mindy copied her eagerly, wiggling her own small hands behind her back, eyes wide.
Kimmy smiled approvingly. “Exactly like that! At first, the ropes were way too tight, but after a little twisting and wiggling, they started to loosen just a tiny bit.â€
“But what about the ropes around your body?†Mindy asked, furrowing her brow. “Didn't they hold you down?â€
“Oh, those were tricky,†Kimmy admitted, nodding seriously. “But I noticed that if I leaned forward and backward, side-to-side, slowly rocking the chair a little bit, the ropes around my middle shifted up and down. Little by little, they started sliding loose too.â€
Mindy bounced in excitement. “You rocked the chair? Like in spy movies?â€
“Exactly!†Kimmy confirmed proudly. “Then, once my arms and wrists were a little looser, I stretched my fingers way back, feeling around for any knots in the rope. Luckily, I found one! Spies practice undoing knots behind their backs all the time, so I knew exactly what to do. I picked at the knot with my fingertips, pulling the rope loose bit by bit. Finally, the knot came undone, and my hands were free!â€
“Wow!†Mindy squealed happily, eyes sparkling. “Then what?â€
Kimmy raised her arms triumphantly. “After that, it was easy! I pulled off the scarf gagging my mouth, spit out that yucky perfume-tasting scarf, and quickly untied the ropes around my ankles and knees. I jumped up, ran to the locked door, and used my hairpin to pick the lock—just like a real secret agent!â€
“You're amazing!†Mindy cried, hugging Kimmy enthusiastically. “I bet those thieves never expected you'd get out!â€
“Not a chance,†Kimmy agreed smugly, tossing back her red hair. “That’s why you never underestimate a girl spy.â€
I got to the security panel just as they were trying to sneak out the back with all the jewels. Hit the emergency lockdown button. Boom—doors sealed. Alarms blaring. The thieves were caught red-handed.â€
“No way!†Mindy squealed.
“I told you,†Kimmy said with a wink. “Being a kid spy isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes you end up tied up in a creepy storage room in a ball gown. But hey—someone’s gotta save the day.â€
The two were sitting cross-legged in Kimmy’s room on a rainy Saturday afternoon, a plate of cookies between them. She leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a secretive whisper, and said, “Okay, Mindy. What I’m about to tell you is super classified. Like, top-level, international kind of secret. You promise not to tell anyone?â€
Mindy nodded solemnly, eyes huge. “I swear on my stuffed panda.†Kimmy grinned. “Good. Because You're not gonna believe this, Mindy,†Kimmy began dramatically, whispering conspiratorially as if the walls themselves might be listening. “But I'm not just your average seventh grader.â€
Mindy gasped softly. “You're not?â€
“Nope,†Kimmy said, nodding seriously. “I’m actually a secret spy. Like, for real. A kid spy.â€
Mindy’s eyes grew even wider. “A spy? No way!â€
“Yes way!†Kimmy insisted with a confident grin. “And I just came back from my latest mission—it was my toughest yet.â€
Mindy bounced in place, hugging a stuffed unicorn tightly against her chest. “Oh my gosh! Tell me everything!â€
Kimmy paused, gathering her thoughts for maximum drama. “Okay, but you have to swear you won’t tell anyone.â€
Mindy nodded eagerly. “Cross my heart!â€
Kimmy lowered her voice dramatically. "I was undercover at this fancy charity gala. I was tracking two super-dangerous international jewel thieves—a man and a woman. Their names were Ivan and Natasha. They're, like, world-famous criminals. I was supposed to stop them before they got away with the jewels from this super-rich lady."
“Whoa!†Mindy gasped again. “Did you have a secret disguise?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy exclaimed, tossing her red hair back proudly. “I was posing as Lady Kimberly of London. British accent and everything! I was in this amazing floor-length navy blue gown with silver sparkles all over it—like tiny stars, super classy. It had this swooshy skirt that made a swishy sound when I walked. And I wore these sparkly heels that clicked on the marble floor—very spy-chic.â€
Mindy's mouth hung open. “No way! Like a princess spy!â€
“Exactly,†Kimmy said with a wink. “And get this—underneath the dress, I had a hidden utility belt around my thigh, with spy tools tucked inside the folds of the skirt. Hairpin lockpick, mini flashlight, lipstick communicator, and even a wire saw.â€
“A wire saw?†Mindy repeated in awe.
“Yup! It looks like a bracelet, but I can use it to cut through ropes and zip ties if I ever get captured. Which I did, obviously,†Kimmy said, tossing her red hair back like it was no big deal. “Good thing I had it with me.â€
“Cool!†Mindy squealed, practically vibrating with excitement.
Kimmy took a deep breath, mentally preparing her dramatic retelling. "So, there I was, posing as Lady Kimberly, chatting politely with all the fancy people at the gala. I knew the thieves were somewhere nearby, but I couldn't find them right away. Just then, this handsome guy walks up to me—tall, sophisticated, charming—and he smiles at me and starts saying nice things like how pretty my red hair is and how interesting my accent sounded."
Mindy scrunched up her nose. "Ew! Was he trying to flirt?"
Kimmy giggled softly, her cheeks turning a faint pink as she remembered the imaginary exchange. She leaned in again, smiling bashfully at Mindy. “Well… okay, I mean, he was definitely flirting with me, but Mindy, you wouldn’t believe how totally charming he was!â€
Mindy tilted her head, intrigued. “Really? Like, how charming?â€
Kimmy clasped her hands dramatically. “Oh my gosh, Mindy, he had this smooth, dreamy voice, and he looked right into my eyes and said things like, ‘Lady Kimberly, I've traveled all over the world, yet I’ve never met anyone as fascinating and elegant as you.’ And then he gave me this little smile and added, ‘Your red hair shines brighter than the rarest ruby, and your eyes sparkle more brilliantly than any diamond in this room.’â€
Mindy giggled, eyes wide with wonder. “Whoa! He really said that?â€
Kimmy nodded enthusiastically. “Yep! And then he leaned closer and said, ‘I've always believed the greatest treasures aren't diamonds or emeralds—they’re lovely conversations with beautiful company like you.’ He even gently kissed my hand, just like in the movies!â€
“Oh my gosh!†Mindy squeaked. “Did you get butterflies?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy admitted, her voice excited and breathless. “He was really good at being charming. But remember, it was all a trick. He was just distracting me! Because while he kept talking, smiling, and acting super polite, I never noticed his sneaky partner—the lady thief in the sparkly dress—sneaking up behind me."
"Oh no!" Mindy squeaked, clutching her stuffed unicorn even tighter. "Then what?"
Mindy leaned closer. “Did he trick you?â€
Kimmy nodded emphatically. “He totally did! While he kept me distracted, his partner—the glamorous lady—quietly crept up behind me. Before I could even turn around, she grabbed me tight and pressed a handkerchief with sleepy stuff against my face!â€
“Sleepy stuff?†Mindy whispered, eyes round as saucers. “You mean like in the movies?â€
“Exactly!†Kimmy replied excitedly. “Chloroform! It smelled funny, like cleaning stuff. I tried to hold my breath, but it happened so fast. My eyes got heavy, and I got all dizzy and woozy. Before I knew it, everything went dark.â€
Mindy gasped, squeezing her unicorn tighter. “Oh, no! Then what happened?â€
“First, they put me on this wooden chair in the storage room. Then they wrapped ropes around me, starting with my wrists behind my back, really tight so I couldn’t wiggle free.â€
Mindy’s eyes widened even more. “Did it hurt?â€
“Nah, spies are tough,†Kimmy said bravely, puffing up her chest slightly. “But it was super tight. They wrapped rope all around my middle, pinning my arms down, then around my ankles so I couldn’t run away. And just to make extra sure I couldn’t get loose, they tied another rope around my knees.â€
“Oh wow,†Mindy said breathlessly, hugging her unicorn tighter. “They really wanted to make sure you wouldn’t escape.â€
Kimmy nodded seriously, eyes wide. “And then, just when I started calling for help, they stuffed a silky scarf into my mouth to keep me quiet, and tied another one over it to make sure I couldn’t spit it out.â€
Mindy gasped. “Did the scarf taste funny?â€
“Totally!†Kimmy wrinkled her nose dramatically, “It tasted like perfume! Gross! I couldn’t even talk or yell for help. I had to just wiggle and twist around until I could finally get free. Luckily, spies learn special escape techniques for just this sort of emergency.â€
Mindy tilted her head again, clearly picturing the dramatic moment. “Did the thieves say anything scary when they were tying you up, Kimmy?â€
Kimmy leaned in closer, dropping her voice dramatically. “Oh, they totally did! The woman had this sneaky smile, and she kept saying stuff like, ‘You shouldn't meddle in grown-up affairs, little spy,’ and ‘We can't let you ruin our perfect crime.’ She sounded super villainous!â€
“What about the man?†Mindy asked breathlessly.
“He just laughed all cool-like and said, ‘Sorry, Lady Kimberly, but you’re going to be tied up here for a long time.’ And then he winked and said, ‘I hope you’re comfortable.’â€
Mindy gasped loudly. “Comfortable? But they were kidnapping you!â€
“I know!†Kimmy agreed dramatically. “They thought they had won, but they didn't count on me escaping. The woman even said, ‘Make sure those ropes are tight—she looks like trouble!’â€
Mindy leaned even closer, practically bursting with curiosity. "Kimmy, you gotta tell me exactly how you got out of those ropes! Like, how did you even move if they tied you up so tight?"
Kimmy grinned, clearly excited to share this part of her story. She sat up straight, preparing for the most dramatic retelling yet.
“Well, Mindy,†Kimmy started earnestly, “escaping from ropes is a super important spy skill!
Mindy nodded solemnly, absorbing every word.
“First, I checked my wrists,†Kimmy continued, holding her own wrists behind her back to show Mindy. “They tied them really tight, but there's always a secret spy trick to loosen ropes. You gotta twist your hands gently back and forth—like you're wiggling—see?â€
She demonstrated, twisting her wrists dramatically. Mindy copied her eagerly, wiggling her own small hands behind her back, eyes wide.
Kimmy smiled approvingly. “Exactly like that! At first, the ropes were way too tight, but after a little twisting and wiggling, they started to loosen just a tiny bit.â€
“But what about the ropes around your body?†Mindy asked, furrowing her brow. “Didn't they hold you down?â€
“Oh, those were tricky,†Kimmy admitted, nodding seriously. “But I noticed that if I leaned forward and backward, side-to-side, slowly rocking the chair a little bit, the ropes around my middle shifted up and down. Little by little, they started sliding loose too.â€
Mindy bounced in excitement. “You rocked the chair? Like in spy movies?â€
“Exactly!†Kimmy confirmed proudly. “Then, once my arms and wrists were a little looser, I stretched my fingers way back, feeling around for any knots in the rope. Luckily, I found one! Spies practice undoing knots behind their backs all the time, so I knew exactly what to do. I picked at the knot with my fingertips, pulling the rope loose bit by bit. Finally, the knot came undone, and my hands were free!â€
“Wow!†Mindy squealed happily, eyes sparkling. “Then what?â€
Kimmy raised her arms triumphantly. “After that, it was easy! I pulled off the scarf gagging my mouth, spit out that yucky perfume-tasting scarf, and quickly untied the ropes around my ankles and knees. I jumped up, ran to the locked door, and used my hairpin to pick the lock—just like a real secret agent!â€
“You're amazing!†Mindy cried, hugging Kimmy enthusiastically. “I bet those thieves never expected you'd get out!â€
“Not a chance,†Kimmy agreed smugly, tossing back her red hair. “That’s why you never underestimate a girl spy.â€
I got to the security panel just as they were trying to sneak out the back with all the jewels. Hit the emergency lockdown button. Boom—doors sealed. Alarms blaring. The thieves were caught red-handed.â€
“No way!†Mindy squealed.
“I told you,†Kimmy said with a wink. “Being a kid spy isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes you end up tied up in a creepy storage room in a ball gown. But hey—someone’s gotta save the day.â€