The Amateur Kidnapper's Errors (FFF/F+) - Chapter 4
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 12:09 pm

Red Bandana Gang 1: The Amateur Kidnapper's Errors
Chapter 1
Saturday, April 15, 2017
“Is it a plan?†I ask Serafina Randaccio.
“I can do it,†the sweet girl responds, “But I am-a… still a-new to this.â€
“Look, Serafina,†our third conspirator, Janie, speaks, “You've gotten good at tying people.â€
“For real! You're awesome at this stuff! Just follow along with Janie’s lead, OK?â€
“I don't a-know, but I try-a my best,†the native born Italian smiles, “We do this, OK?â€
“That's the spirit! Red Bandana Gang rocks!†Janie, also known as Gangsta jock, cheers her on.
“I want to call my boy for a bit first,†Serafina excuses herself.
Serafina is new to TUGs, the newest member of The Cool Girls’ Club, the most awesome group of friends you've ever seen. Our pledge is simple: to love each other unconditionally. TUGs are an amazing way in which we express that love. Now, we have an Italian, a rower, who is also a first in the CGC’s incredible membership.
We're the Red Bandana Gang. I’m wearing my favorite bandana of all, my classic red paisley as a headband. Serafina, or Sera, and Janie have Western paisley bandanas. The former wears hers as a kerchief, but Janie has a headband. Janie, like me, has her hair in a braid. Both put effort to ensure the flower is visible and centered above the bridge of their nose.
What's a Bandana Gang? It's a game of sorts. A bunch of CGC members team up and wear the same color bandana like a criminal gang. The game is to kidnap an agreed set of girls! On this occasion, the goal is to kidnap all of Janie's roommates and all of mine!
Red has always been my favorite color. Strawberries, cherries, flowers, maple leaves, Christmas lights, and so many more things are wonderful red. I’ll wear red shorts, shirts, socks, bandanas, and even underwear. I’m blessed with Janie and Sera, who also love my favorite color as one of their favorites.
It's with cause. I suffer from a colorblindness called tritanopia. I see the world as shades going from bright blue to bright pink with no greens, yellows, oranges, etc. Is it any wonder red would be my favorite color? My own eyes, a very Danish blue as my surname Kristensen suggests, are distorted ever so slightly, so I know not what people see when they admire my irises.
Why kidnapping our roommates? Because TUGs are the best game in the world? I love to play no game more with my friends. I love the feelings of being tied up and tying up people and how it builds trust. They're fun to play with my friends, but it's a bonding experience, LOL, when I play with my closest friends. We build more than trust; we're sharing our time together. During a game, we even help each other to burn of energy or stress or just to explore ourselves more.
Meet me, Jenny Danielle Kristensen. I’m what they call petite. I’m sooooo short! I stand at just 5’1†and have Scandinavian blonde brown hair that I love keeping in a braid. I’m in a Bandana Gang for sure because I’m wearing all red except for my sneakers, which are canvas black ones. My shirt is a tank top.
Meet my friend, Janie Patterson. Janie is huuuggggeeee! She's over 6 feet tall! I feel so small next to her. Her heart is so much bigger though. Janie suffers a lot from her own mind, and we implore her to seek counseling even though she refuses to do so out of embarrassment. It's all red with her, even the socks and sneakers. She's wearing a plain t-shirt. Barrettes help hold her bandana in place any time she wears one. Is it any wonder she’s the softball team’s star player?
Meet my new friend, Serafina Randaccio, who came to America from Italy several years ago. A mother, the first to join the CGC, Sera struggled to accept that mistakes can become blessings. I tell her to revel in the thrills of motherhood, and she seems to be listening. There is some trauma of some sort, but she hasn't discussed it with me. All I know is that she loves her son! Her shirt is a t-shirt with a V neck.
“Shall we go a-kidnapping?†Sera sheepishly asks.
“Sure!†I bounce like a bunny and turn away.
“How are you so freaking happy all the time?†Janie asks me, stopping me dead in my tracks.
“Ummmmm,†I pause, “I just… am?â€
“Oh, there must be more to it,†the Italian uses her most endearing voice.
“I’d have to think about it. If I don't have an adequate answer after this, you may tie me up.â€

Sera lives alone in a single dorm. Upstairs from her is the triple dorm shared by our first three targets: Joy, Hannah, and Joyce. What different personalities these three can be! We're trying to cheer up Joyce, in part, because she recently went through the worst seven months possibly. Last June, her father died from a heart attack; in November, her boyfriend kidnapped her and attacked her when she tried to end their relationship; then, in January, her mother was killed by a drunk driver. She had lost so much: her parents and her humanity.
Joyce is a large portion of our motive. Janie and Sera in particular love Joyce as a best friend. I suggested the kidnapping game as a way for them to dote on her. As risky as it sounds, we plan to tie up these three; go back to the apartment I share with Janie and kidnap those roommates; then Janie will return to the dorm to be with Joyce, Joy, and Hannah. It wouldn't be a story if those plan's didn't fail!
I bounce up the stairs. Janie takes them 4 at a time. Sera takes them normally but with a spring in her step. It's nice because our friends have the first dorm, right next to the elevator and the stairwell. I joyfully knock on the door. I can tell Joyce opened the door because no one can be seen when she does so because she stands behind the door and keeps the slide lock in place.
“Who's there?†her sullen voice asks.
“It's us!†I bounce some more.
“Your friends!†Sera reaches in to slide the chain.
“Let's go!†Janie pushes the door open.
“Whoa!†Joyce gets pushed out of the way.
“And shut it!†Janie shuts and blocks it, “This is a Red Bandana Gang. We're in charge.â€
“But where's Hannah?†I notice that particular girl is absent.
“We're not telling,†my friend Joy smirks.
“Screw you!†Joyce defies us, and I see a western paisley Pink Bandana Gang was in the works.
Joy is inspirational despite her spiritual struggles. The pink kerchief on her head is more than an ordinary bandana; it's her head covering. Joy covers her hair in the old style to remind herself to pray and to help herself resist temptation because she has strong sexual desires for girls and men alike and has fornicated with many over the years. This is why she wears an ankle-length skirt in a matching pink hue and a brown t-shirt. Her sneakers are a cute purple (as I see purple), and her hair is long and ashen blonde, darker than mine but blonde. I love the Gangsta Girl so much!
Joyce has a rare pink bandana headband, held by hairpins. A pink t-shirt and a short denim skirt are her clothes, and her shoulder length hair is a similar hue to Joy’s. There is loneliness in her eyes despite the meek soul that inhabits the body. She is scared because we are her world now. Her mother and father are dead, and her half siblings both have children older than her. Life is never fair. Sadly, God leaves the world to operate in accordance to laws He ordained; when He intervenes, it's called a miracle. My four-eyed friend is in need of some love.
“Look at how happy Jenny is,†Joyce interrupts and starts crying, “I need a hug.â€
“Awwww, Joyce,†I am more than happy to oblige, “Having a bad day?â€
“Yeah… Joy thought a little adventure would cheer me up.â€
“Then it's perfect that we came here to tie you up and take you away in suitcases,†I said to her.
“Mmmmmph!†I hand gagged her.
“Janie and Sera, get the Joy-ous girl!†I order my colleagues.
“Mmmmm!†the glow of love shines in Joyce's eyes.
I am not too strong because of my size, but because I am fit and active Joyce is one of the few I can actually out wrestle without too much trouble. The thrill of kidnapping is less than the thrill of being kidnapped, but there is much for me to gain from being the kidnapper. I want to see my friend be happy because I care about her. I sound shallow right now, but…
I know what it's like to be sad. It was just after Thanksgiving in 1999 when my big brother died. I wasn't even four, but I remember watching him go from a happy boy to a deathly ill pale thing without any hair. Cancer took my brother away, and that was the toughest life lesson I learned. I realized even then that God must have moved me to bless me with so many good memories of a time in life that most forget. Like Janie here barely remembers anything from before she was 6. I can reach back into 1999 like it was yesterday. I miss Daniel.
I cross Joyce's wrists and tie them tightly and cinch them well. I love tight ropes and tie them in a similar fashion; cinching makes it harder for Joyce to escape. I tie her ankles second to ensure I don't lose her by mistake. I prepare a traditional Cool Girls’ Club gag, a gag taught to us by the TUG sorority of which Hannah, Joyce, and Joy are all active members. It's a blue rubber ball for use as a dog toy, 2 inches in diameter; the ball is hollow with holes on the sides. Through both holes I have pushed a green bandana, and I push the ball into Joyce’s mouth. I tightly crank the knot of the bandana. She was a girl scout who played TUGs with her troop; I take no chances.
“Gmmphhh†Joyce groans and relaxes in what she considers to be a loving captivity.
“How you doing, Sera?â€
“Pretty good!†my friend beams.
“She's doing a fine job of taking out the Pink Bandana Gangster,†Janie continues holding Joy.
“Mmmmmm!†Joy has a similar gag, but with a black bandana.
“I’m glad you're having fun!â€
I keep it simple for the moment with how I am tying up my friend. I tie her thighs together and add a tight breast harness. She and Joy are tied similarly at this point, and we agree to continue to add more bonds. Sorority girls like their double waist and crotch ropes. Another rope ties up their thighs below their waist. One last rope goes below their knees. It's pretty good.
I love a tight bondage best of all though. Tight gags are included. Tape gags are the best way to add tightness to a gag, like 8 layers of it. I love it! Cranking on the tape is so much fun, and Joy gets it worse because hers comes from Janie. With minimal effort, the girls are jammed into the suitcases, and we casually wheel them out of the dorm as has been done to them, me, and others dozens of times over the years. It's a fun secret we keep.
The adventure is just beginning. In the next chapter, I’ll talk more about the present quest, why I love bondage, and introduce you to more friends.
UP NEXT: We kidnap some more sorority girls.