SUNDAY
Cross Country
Mark did his “Health and Safety†bit and sent the competitors for their boots. When they returned, they were still no wiser about what they were about to have to do.
“Teams ready?â€
“For what?â€
“Line up in your teams.â€
“How?â€
“Up to you.†Martin was being really annoying. Should each team line up in order of height? Should the tallest boy be in the middle?
“Give us a clue.â€
“Nope. Not yet. Take a chance.â€
“Whaaaa’?â€
“OK then, I’m feeling kind. You’re going for a little run. Together!â€
The boys soon thought that the tying aspect would just be having their ankles tied together for a “four-legged race†and all the teams lined up with the tallest member in the middle. The middle runner of each three then had each of his ankles tied to the nearest one of the boy on either side of him using neckerchiefs. The tiers didn’t want to fasten the ankles too close to one another but neither did they want their team-mates to come undone for the usual reasons. When the tiers had finished, there wasn’t really too much slack but at least no one’s ankles were grinding into anyone else’s.
The three teams started planning their tactics when Martin said, “There’s just one more thing.†An unaccustomed silence fell upon the company. “You need to have your wrists tied . . .†That didn’t sound TOO bad, “. . .to one another’s.â€
The teams were puzzled to say the least so Martin explained what he wanted. The tallest runner spread his arms behind his team mates’ backs and held their outside hands and the outside runners held inside hands behind his back. Having explained the situation, Martin left the boys who were not running to tie up their team mates. Very soon the wrists were all secured with very short rope cuffs, which seemed to be the easiest way to ensure the security of the ties. There was obviously no need to put the knots out of reach because nobody would be trying to escape the cuffs. The smallest boys, especially Frenchie, who had to reach up quite some way even to reach Long Tom’s hand, didn’t seem too happy with the resultant situation. But the teams tried to get some practice in before Martin explained the course.
There was a deep pond on the Pound Farm site and a wide stream called “Withy Gutter†that were to be the obstacles round which the teams should navigate. Mark had set out a course indicated by stakes with day-glo stars between which the teams had to pass. The course was about three and a half k and went over various different surfaces: the camping field, a track, boggy riverside shade and rough pasture. The boys thought they’d be glad of their boots.
There were still some chaotic attempts to practice but eventually the teams were called up to scratch. The best matched trio appeared to be the Warbands team but the contrast in height between Long Tom, who was the tallest boy in the event and the comparatively minute Frenchie, who was easily the shortest, looked as though it was going to hamper their progress considerably. Aiden asked if they could help their runners back to their feet if they fell. It was decided that each team could take two monitors round with them on the understanding that they could ONLY help the competitors up and nothing else. T-Boy and Alex went for their boots, and returned stripped for action as did Jamie, leading from the front as usual, with Scott, Will, and James. Will had shed his specs and tied his hair back. It was only then that Sam realised he was going to miss out on torturing his little brother. Never mind, he could always rely upon GP to do a good job while he did his best for his Troop.
While the monitors were getting their boots on, the practice continued but it didn’t seem to be having much effect while everyone appeared to be shouting at once. At least the first monitors to be ready also managed to get some practice in when their team tripped as they tried to make too rapid progress.
There came a time when there could be no further delay and Martin set the race off.
Simon, Tom and Matt made good progress across the site and along the track and managed to ford the gutter with little difficulty. In the meantime, Long Tom settled for trying to more or less carry Frenchie in his left arm. He couldn’t maintain that for long due to having to lean over uncomfortably but it gave the Scouts a good second place at the ford. Sam, Den and Tarzan had decided to take a more measured approach and Sam was still counting, “One, two, one, two, etc†rather like a cox. At least it kept him from wondering why he’d come out of “retirement†to be treated like this.
The next stretch was the shade alongside the stream. There were many roots and the ground was boggy underfoot. The Scouts soon ended up face down in the mud but sustained no damage. By the time they had been helped up again, the Sea Scouts, who seemed to have found their rhythm, passed them but The Warbands boys were still well ahead by the time they had to cross the gutter again.
Tom was a boy who didn’t approve of strong language but he was about to hear plenty. His trio came to the place where they had to cross the stream again and Simon and Matt realised that it wasn’t a ford. Mark had positioned himself there; perhaps it was to ensure the teams’ safety or perhaps he’d just come to watch the fun and listen to the outrage of the competitors. There was plenty of that too.
“You can always withdraw.â€
That was a stupid suggestion, even from an adult and Tom rallied the troops and suggested that they all jump on the count of three. They became aware of the rapidly approaching Sea Scout team and pulled themselves together. Will and James climbed rather carefully down the bank and pointed out the rather muddy nature of the stream floor. At least the free-range cattle wouldn’t have made a contribution to it here – much.
“OK, this time, yes?
“OK.â€
“Alrightâ€
“Remember if one goes, all go. Right?†Tom wasn’t convinced of the advisability of his plan. “One, two, three.†The boys jumped and with a spectacular splash, managed to retain their footing as they sank uncertainly into the mud. Without proper use of their arms and with the effect their miss-footings were having on one another, the wading across the four metres or so of more than knee deep water proved far from simple. How to climb the opposite bank posed a new problem, especially with Mark there to make sure that Will and James didn’t help.
“Over here!†James, who had gone some way downstream, had noticed a silver birch that had fallen. Its top was in the gutter and its roots were still anchored in the bank. Mark couldn’t see anything wrong with James’s input but he made a personal note that it might be useful later if there was no one else to bring before the “court†during the evening’s entertainments. Being bound to one another, there was no hope of “tightrope walking†along the trunk of the tree but, after some discussion, they sat on it side by side and gradually shuffled along it on their bums. There was a bit of a scramble to get to their feet again, regroup and head for the two markers before making for the pond.
Sam, Den and Tarzan were also rather taken aback when they saw where they were supposed to cross the water but they were rather more stoical about it. They too jumped on “Ready, set, jump.†And Tarzan would have washed his hair if Sam hadn’t been able to hold him up. They spent less time crossing than the Warbands had and decided that the best way was to crawl on their bellies up the bank. Sam and Den would have to drag Tarzan somewhat but it ended up being quite an efficient way of solving the problem, especially as Mark turned a blind eye as T-Boy gave Tarzan a sly lift by the waist-band of his briefs to help him. That might be someone else’s name to bring up in court later. As they turned towards the pond, the Warbands team was only about fifteen metres ahead.
Long Tom, Big Steve and Frenchie encountered the stream crossing and at least the appalling language of the smallest boy didn’t cause much offence; he often found it convenient to swear in French. Long Tom didn’t fancy jumping and they wasted quite some time discussing what to do. In the end the boys struggled to sit down and slid as gently as possible into the more than knee deep water. More than knee deep to Long Tom, that is; poor little Frenchie was at least goolie deep most of the time. They could see the traces of where the Sea Scouts had climbed out but couldn’t figure out how to do it and, with Frenchie in tow it would have been difficult without cheating and they hadn’t seen the other teams cheat before them. They couldn’t see James’s tree from the crossing and decided to go upstream to see if there was an easier place. Fortunately, the gutter took a little hike to the south just inside the farm boundary and the resultant little gravel bank gave just the hope of a relatively easy exit from the peaty water. A fairly well co-ordinated effort between Den and Long Tom started the climb-out well and the little kid was more or less yanked out by the giant.
The Scouts were well in last place but they knew the consequences of not finishing. At least with Scott as a monitor, there was no shortage of vocal encouragement and support.
The boggy ground between the pond and the gutter caused several falls from all three teams and the only ones who were not now comprehensively coated in mud were Scott and Jamie. All the teams had now worked up fair rhythms and not a lot exciting happened as the teams rounded the pond. Crossing the rough pasture, and trying to avoid the inevitable reminders of the cattle who had recently been turned out onto the Forest, caused a few stumbles but the result was inevitable: the Warbands won easily from the spectacularly bedraggled Sea Scouts and the Scouts were well in the rear.
Action Man was grateful that most people had been engaged in the cross country for the last hour or so. That way not many people saw him running in sweat, panting, grunting, squealing and begging for mercy as Mike went about his duties. Tom, as a member of the winning team, who were immediately untied, even had the chance to accept his friend’s offer to “have a go†with the prisoner before both the other teams had finished. Vic was still suffering torments at the hands of GP who had blindfolded his prisoner to increase the surprise effect of his intermittent tickle torture.
JT, however, had been granted some relief from his extreme bindings and, although his feet were still raised alongside the tree trunk and being given their due attention by George and Zac, they’d had the “mercy†to use some of the Warbands’ unused tape to stretch his arms along a pioneering stave and left him face down with his unprotected armpits also subject to their tender mercies. With his arms spread and his feet in the air there was no way the young American could raise his torso from the ground by more than a few centimetres for a few seconds at a time.
“Who’s best?â€
“No, A - ah h h h, no, never, aaiiiee!â€
“All you have to do is admit it.â€
“Aa-aa-aah!†JT was beginning to wonder if it would show if he wet his black Speedos.
Once the Scouts had finally arrived, it was time for forfeits and scores. The scores were obvious: Warbands v Combined Scouts: two-nil, Sea Scouts v Scouts two-nil; leaving the running scores as Sea Scouts 11, Scouts 16, and Warbands 14, Combined Scouts 14! Following the boasts and derogatory remarks, it was time for forfeits. The Scouts obviously had to remain tied up, it was just a question of how. Should the tickle victims be released or should they have to wait until the Scouts were released?
I think you’ll be able to guess what decision was made about the tickle victims. Action Man’s groan was enough to destroy his “hard man†reputation for ever on the spot. Sam hoped that he’d now get a chance to torture his brother. JT couldn’t quite “lie back and think of England†but he did wonder how long he could hold out. The others thought the Sea Scouts had done well enough not to have to stay tied up. Once they were released, Sam went for that toothbrush. An hour was considered a reasonable forfeit and the boys with all the mud rapidly drying on their bodies headed for the showers.
Martin gave the usual instruction to use the swimming pool showers and Jacob, Max and Alex, as the cleanest survivors, got to tie the losers. When he saw Alex homing in on him, Long Tom’s day went from bad to worse; why couldn’t ANYone else tie him? At least he could be grateful that it wasn’t Action Man. The tiers freed their victims’ wrists but left them seated on the ground and tied together by their ankles. Alex forced Long Tom’s arms up his back and cross-lashed them so that they were high up between his shoulder blades. He then wound a rope quite high round his biceps about four times before tying it off in front of his chest. He had some difficulty threading one free end under Long Tom’s left armpit before pulling it tight and using it to cinch the chest rope. Once he’d repeated it on the other side, Alex was reasonably happy that the tall Scout was adequately restrained.
“Alright if I . . .?†Alex asked his fellow tiers if he could untie Long Tom’s, and by implication their prisoners’, feet. Jacob was ready to complete the simple hog-tie he was applying to the smallest boy and was playing with his victim, who was certainly very ticklish, while he waited. Max was also ready to do the same to Big Steve, whose “hippy†style long hair was almost brittle with the greying mud that was almost dry now and which covered his entire body leaving a spooky pink colour round his eyes and mouth. Once he had completed his task, Max did at least give the tall, slender boy a drink. Alex forced Long Tom to cross his legs and tied his right foot to just below his left knee and vice versa. He thought that would be enough to secure the legs of the muscular giant but he hadn’t finished yet.
“What’re you doing?â€
“Well, he always takes up too much room.†Alex appeared to be trying to get his over-sized victim into the smallest possible space as he carefully tied a none-too tight non-slip noose round his neck, threaded the free ends under his lower legs and pulled them until Long Tom thought he couldn’t get any lower and begged for mercy. “OK, I think that’ll do.†Said the grinning ginger kid as he tied off the rope to itself. Long Tom was left with no scope for movement at all. It was going to be a long hour especially if Alex was going to sit on him like he was the whole time.
As boys gradually returned from the showers, which now gave a very realistic impression that the Battle of the Somme had just been fought in there, Martin asked for volunteers to clean them. With both Tom and Mike now giving him their undivided attention, Action Man would have preferred to have to lick them clean rather than have to suffer any longer so he thought he saw a way out.
“OK, offer accepted but not yet, the three mud men haven’t showered yet,†said Mark, indicating the defeated Scouts.
“Ah, shit, PLEASE! Make them stop!â€
“OK then, you get to clean the showers but not until those three have finished in there but those two Warband kids have to stop the tickle torture. All in favour?â€
Mark’s suggestion was accepted by most of the boys. They’d rather not do a cleaning job, that looked as though it would have to be done with a spade and a wheelbarrow, themselves. Tom felt vaguely cheated. Action Man nearly got religion. He did notice, though, that the packing tape didn’t seem to come unstuck in the presence of the sweat of the innocent. He’d remember that.
JT and Vic also made desperate offers to clean the showers in return for not being tortured for the remainder of their term of confinement. JT’s wish was granted and he thought he might not have to find out whether a wet patch would show on his black Speedos after all. George and Zac even congratulated their prisoner for holding out for so long and gave him water to drink but they made no attempt to free him and left him crucified and face down in the dirt. He expected nothing more. “But Brits are best, you know.†JT kept his counsel.
You know when I said earlier how important it was to ensure that justice should be administered fairly? Well, it seemed to apply somewhat selectively and Sam’s plea not to be short-changed on torturing his little brother sounded reasonable to the other lads. At least GP left him to it.
Another Day Closes
Eventually everyone, even Vic, was released and JT and Action Man even finished removing all the mud, moss and grass from the showers but Sam kept Vic tied to the stave until they’d finished the job. Ben had been to get ice-cream for everyone and Martin called the meeting to order. As the drinking chocolate and squash started to slide down and another large container of biscuits gradually disappeared, he asked if there was anybody who needed to be put on trial. After about thirty seconds there seemed to be no one in need of punishment so Mark brought up the matters of James and T-Boy. They knelt and T-Boy tried for the sympathy vote. “Come on, boys, who got up to help Ben get your breakfast ready? You don’t want to punish me overnight. Do you?†Silly question.
James was more realistic, “Just shut up, mush, you know it’s no use begging. OK you lot, let’s get this over with.â€
The impartial jury gave due consideration to the evidence for about one minute before delivering the “guilty†verdict. The boys did appreciate T-Boy’s logic and decided that, whatever punishment they should suffer, it should finish by midnight. James and T-Boy accepted. As the Scouts had not succumbed to such dastardly cheating, it was decided that they should be responsible for sentencing the miscreants and for carrying out that sentence.
Long Tom persuaded the others that the convicts should be tied to the tree that had recently accommodated JT so T-Boy stripped to his usual rather skimpy briefs, white ones this time, and James was left in just a pair of white boxer briefs with the letters PUMA emblazoned across the front. They trudged somewhat warily across to the Scots pine and knelt down against opposite sides of the trunk. Both prisoners had their left ankles lashed to their fellow sufferer’s right one before they were anchored to the tree. It was now impossible for either boy to sit down. The difference in height between the two boys stymied Long Tom’s idea that their elbows should be pulled uncomfortably back and tethered to the other boy’s but the Scouts did manage to tie each boy’s right wrist to his companion’s left. The wrists were then anchored to the tree trunk. Not being able to sit, there was no way that either James or T-Boy were going to be able to use their fingers to free their ankles and the ends of the ropes that tied their wrists together had been tied off to the rope anchoring their ankles to the tree. Now the victims couldn’t even kneel up a bit every so often to ease their discomfort. GP congratulated the Scouts on such an evil torture.
Eventually all the boys retired to their tents leaving the adults to chill by the altar fire over a couple of beers. Ben confessed that he missed the old days when Paul would tie him up and make him do all the work when they were camping and reminded Mark that it was Keith and he who had started the practice of “naked hikingâ€. The three young men lamented the fact that the younger members could not enjoy that freedom in the contemporary climate. As it was getting towards midnight, things started to settle down and Mark called out, “Joe, remind us all what will happen to anyone out of their tents before I think they should be.â€
“Field punishment number one,†came the rueful reply which was accompanied by jeers from his “friendsâ€.
“Suppose I need a piss?â€
“Straight from your tent to the bogs, then straight back. Any “straying†towards anyone else’s tent and you get to be the focus of interest until after breakfast. Oh, and no pissing in the hedge.â€
Come midnight, Martin went to release an aching pair of “cheats†who had become friends in adversity and who had decided to shower to ease their woes before retiring. Mark said that he was quite prepared to use his expertise to remind Ben of past times. Ben accepted, went to his tent, stripped and waited while mark did a round of “goodnights†to the tents. Martin and Mark soon completed their tasks and returned to the “staff†tent where Ben was kneeling in anticipation of the pleasures to come. He couldn’t help displaying his “enthusiasm†but the others had been used to such situations since they were involved in the tie-ups as youngsters. “It’s alright,†reassured Mark, “I’m used to it. Now take your hands away and put them on your head.†Ben grinned and blushed all over his tanned body.
There was some discussion about how Ben was to be bound. He was in favour of a more strict tie than Martin and Mark thought was a good idea. They wanted him to be fit to fix breakfast. Ben had a solution, “Get that T-Boy kid to do it. He’s always up at the crack of sparrow’s fart. He’s a good cook and he enjoys doing it.†Martin went to check with T-Boy, who was just returning from the showers with James, who agreed to help his new friend.
By the time he’d got back to the tent, Mark had already started accommodating Ben. His recent “modelling†work had taught him a thing or two about tying someone up. In his thirties Ben was no longer as supple as when Paul used to put him to bed at night but Mark knew techniques that could cope with that. He took a long rope and doubled it. It takes skill to form a retied figure of eight in the correct part of a rope that has been doubled but Mark had that skill and Ben soon found himself with a secure noose round his neck that would neither tighten nor loosen and which was not tight round his neck nor was it big enough to pass up over his head. Ben started breathing heavily.
Using the rope like that meant that Mark had left a bight in the rope just near the knot in case he needed to return to it. He worked the free ends steadily down from just below Ben’s elbows, which he pulled as close as he thought would be tolerable, to his wrists, tying his forearms twice in between. Ben’s chest was thrust forward. The free ends were then worked back up to the bight that had been created for the purpose. On the way up, Mark carefully incorporated the loops round Ben’s forearms, adjusting their tightness according to Ben’s reactions. Ben was trying to be stoical but Mark easily picked up on the intakes of breath that Ben tried unsuccessfully to suppress. With Ben’s arms being so bound, the rope could neither be worked down over his hands nor upwards because of his upper arms. Mark certainly had greater skills than Paul had.
Mark checked to see if his prisoner was OK and, upon being told that he was, he secured Ben’s feet with a standard cross-lashing leaving his knees wide spread. Ben realised that, tied in such a manner, there was no way he could give himself any of the relief of which he thought he would soon be sorely in need. This man was good!
“Makes a change for me not to be in that situation,†commented Mark, “And at least there’s no cameras. You alright, mate?â€
Ben, somewhat breathlessly, assured him that he was.
“No, still too much freedom.â€
“Nghh ooooahâ€
Mark took the free ends of the cross-lashing and completed the kneeling hogtie by passing them up between the rope loops securing Ben’s forearms and hitching them off to the bight just below his neck. By now Ben couldn’t even lift his bum from his heels.
“I know: we need a finishing touch.â€
“What?â€
“Hang on a mo’.†Mark left Martin laughing at his old rival kneeling embarrassingly exposed on the tent groundsheet. It was just like old times.
Mark returned with one of the surgical dressings from Ben’s cook-tent. “I thought this would be appropriate.†Ben nodded in a mock-resigned fashion and Mark pressed it meticulously round Ben’s eyes. “You’re going to feel that when you take it off.â€
“What, only one?â€
“Yeah, that’s usually enough.â€
“What about my mouth.â€
“Not safe, mate, I intend to get some kip. Ni’ nigh’.â€
Mark then stripped to his loose boxers and climbed into his sleeping bag. Both Martin and he were soon asleep and Ben was reliving fond memories. After a couple of hours, he was surprised not to be in more pain. The tall guy WAS good. Now all he had to do was work out a way of surviving overnight.
TBC