Sorry, but I am unlikely to update the Father Christmas story before Old Twelvie so I thought I would present the latest version of that fine old traditional verse, "The Twelve Days of GiDmas".
(Could do with a better alliterative gift for the eighth day.)
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The Twelve Days of GiDmas (Either gender/either gender)
The Twelve Days of GiDmas (Either gender/either gender)
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
The Twelve Days of GiDmas
On the twelfth day of GiDmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve tormented Tarzans,
Eleven leather lovelies,
Ten tied-up team-mates,
Nine nasty ‘nappers,
Eight kids a-kidnapped,
Seven swimmers struggling
Six sailors straining,
Five secured slaves,
Four gagged guys,
Three triplets tied,
Two taped up twins.
And a boy tightly bound to a tree.
(A song most proper for singing on Twelfth Night)
On the twelfth day of GiDmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve tormented Tarzans,
Eleven leather lovelies,
Ten tied-up team-mates,
Nine nasty ‘nappers,
Eight kids a-kidnapped,
Seven swimmers struggling
Six sailors straining,
Five secured slaves,
Four gagged guys,
Three triplets tied,
Two taped up twins.
And a boy tightly bound to a tree.
(A song most proper for singing on Twelfth Night)
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
Lovey way to wrap up the holidays.
Don't forget: Jan 6th is Twelfth Night.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.