Stories of Tie Up Games

I recently entered a contest on DA where I had to tell a story using dialogue only. Here's what I came up w/. I hope you like it!


Dialogue Key:
Dr. Drakken
Shego
Kim Possible
Pilot Minion

“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim Possible, you’re in for it now! As soon as we get back to my lair, I will-”
“Hey, Doctor D, could you help me out here by grabbing Kimmy’s legs?”
“No fair, Shego. It’s two-against-one right now. And it’s not my fault Drakken’s Paralyze-inator wore off so quickly.”
“That’s my Paralyzer-3000, Possible. Inators are the work of another ‘Doctor D’.”

“Aaaaand there! I finally got Kim hogtied, no thanks to you.”
“I don’t like tying Possible up when she’s struggling. Last time I tried tying her up with you, she kicked me in a place where a man should never be kicked!”
“What, you didn’t have your cup on?”
"How do you know I wear a cup?!”
“I got the wrong laundry basket delivered to my room last week.”
“Drat! Remind me to throw my laundry minion into the shark pit when we get home!”
“OK...that was a whole lot of TMI, Drakken.”
“What? You’ve never talked about your costume in front of your nemesis?”
“Uh...no...”

“Speaking of costumes...Kimmy, your midriff is nice and exposed and you can’t stop me…”
“Shego, don’t-”
“TICKLE TIME!”
“HAHAHAHAHA! STOP!”
“Cootchie-coo, Pumpkin!”
“Stop making her laugh so loud, Shego! You’re going to distract the pilot minion!”
“I have a name, you know…”
“Would you like to ask my death ray if I care?”
“Shutting up, sir.”

“Lay off, Drakken. Who’s a ticklish-OW! You bit my finger, you asshole!”
“Well, I can’t punch you right now…”
“That tears it! Time to take my shoes off…”
“Shego, what...wait…no, don’t you dare shove that s-MMM!”
“How does that sock taste, Cupcake? Keep that in there while I retrieve the duct tape.”
"Serves you right, Possible! You just can’t go around biting people’s fingers like that! Who do you think you are? A meme from 2008?”
“Grr...”
“A little tape...there! Bound and gagged, just the way I like you!”
“Hmm!”
“I’ll like Possible better once we get to the lair, where I can blast her with my Mind Alterer-6000!”
“Why is the Paralyzer a 3000, but the Mind Alterer a 6000?”
“I...I don’t know! Because it sounds cool!”
“Please, what would you know about ‘cool’?”
“Plenty! Here, I’ll show you! Out of the way, you fool!”

“Hey!”
“Watch this, Shego! I’m gonna have this plane do one of those barrel roll thingys. Now, which one of these is the ‘barrel roll’ button?”
“Uh, there’s no button that-”
“What?! There has to be a...fine! I’ll just do it manually!”
“Drakken, don’t-oh no…”

“Uh, Shego, should the plane be nose-diving like this?”
“I’m outta here!”
“Shego, don’t you jump off this plane-gah! Minion, you have to fix this!”
“I don’t know how to! I just graduated from pilot school!”
“Wh-where are you going?! Don’t you jump out too...oh, why did I only pack two parachutes?! Uh...Possible? If I untie you, would you be a dear and fix this plane before it crashes and kills us both?”
“*sigh*”

Like the story, did not like the colors, but I know why they are there. Thank you for sharing.